Apple is doomed because John Ternus isn’t Elon Musk
It is more than a week since Apple announced that Tim Cook would be transitioning to the role of Executive Chairman and John Ternus would be taking over as CEO, so if you think the…
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John Ternus is not inheriting your father’s Apple
It’s only Tuesday morning but there’s already blockbuster news this week that will change the course of Apple events. And that is that the third macOS Tahoe beta is available to developers. Ha-ha! No, that’s…
All of a sudden, everyone is doomed except Apple
In the day and age of AI getting shoved into everything whether it’s warranted or not and CEOs behaving badly, it’s nice to seem some positive trends in tech. Have you heard about this MacBook…
Apple’s new AI problems have nothing to do with Siri
It’s been about 15 minutes so, yes, it is time once again to check in on AI, the big baby of technology that can’t be left alone for five minutes without shoving a drawer full…
Success has changed you, Apple
Happy birthday, Apple! You don’t look a day over 49. As with any big birthday, it’s time to take a look back and marvel at how far you’ve come. The Apple of today is not…
Even PC users have caught MacBook Neo fever
The MacBook Neo is off to a good start, according to this one guy on the internet. According to this “Tim Cook” fellow: Mac just had its best launch week ever for first-time Mac customers.…
Apple’s real intelligence? Winning the waiting game
Apple is behind on AI! We all know it! It was in all the papers. But Horace Dediu wonders if Apple didn’t pull off the most brilliant move in corporate history. That move? Not dumping…
Don’t worry, Apple isn’t going all practical
They did it! Yes, last week Apple announced the much-rumored “cheap laptop”, the MacBook Neo. Coming in a variety of almost actual colors, the Neo ships with an A18 Pro processor and starts at just…
Apple does cheap better than most companies do good
Welcome to… Experience Week. On a scale of one to “bubble bath with Bad Bunny”, how would you say you are enjoying the experience so far? As of this writing, the experience so far has…
Apple’s AI products are all doomed. Wanna guess why?
It is time for another edition of Old Man Macalope Explains How Things Used to Be Better. No, don’t get up. Back in the early 2000s, there were three big Apple rumors: the tablet, the…