iOS 27 may be free, but the AI bill won’t be
One of the first things they teach you in business school is just don’t go into the restaurant business. It’s terrible. Seriously. One of the next things they teach you is how to conduct a…
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The AI backlash opens up a door for a product Apple will never make
It’s time once again to check in on AI! Checking in on AI is a community service the Macalope provides periodically free of charge to see just how things are going in the wild, wacky,…
Apple’s accusations against OpenAI are the stuff of AI nightmares
Who says summer is slow for Apple news?! Apple sues OpenAI for theft of trade secrets [over-the-top very obviously fake gasp] The most egregious of the allegations is against former Apple senior systems electrical engineer…
Apple won’t go broke for us, so why should we go broke for Apple?
Boy, it seems like it was just a month ago that we were making fun of the competition’s prices, doesn’t it? The MacBook Neo came out at the low, low price of just five dollars…
Apple is doomed just as everyone is loving iOS 27
The Macalope is here to bring you some good news and some bad news and, sorry, but he’s not asking which you want first. How would that even work? He’d ask this week and then…
Apple took Gemini out of Google, but can it take Google out of Gemini?
You humans don’t handle nuance very well. Before you complain about that being racist, remember that the Macalope is part human, so he can say that. He’s not saying that when he gets together with…
The market hates Siri AI, so it must be good
Apple took to the virtual stage yesterday for its annual WWDC keynote and, while it did not go so far as to apologize for anything (please, that would be uncouth), it almost might as well…
Apple Intelligence is coming at WWDC. Just don’t call it AI
Once again, the clock on the wall is telling the Macalope it’s June, and that means WWDC is almost here again! You know, the Macalope really needs to take that clock in. It’s just a…
Apple is doomed because Google AI doesn’t know when 2027 is
Look, the Macalope is sure WWDC will go off fine. He’s not really worried about it. It’s gonna be great. But let’s just say that, in general, the horny isn’t sure the tech companies are…
Maybe Apple should delay Siri just a little longer
The Macalope has an idea for a new reality TV series: “AI Makeover”. No, it’s not using AI to give our nation’s millions of ugly teenagers much-needed makeovers. It is instead a panel of PR…