Apple is doomed just as everyone is loving iOS 27
The Macalope is here to bring you some good news and some bad news and, sorry, but he’s not asking which you want first. How would that even work? He’d ask this week and then…
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Apple took Gemini out of Google, but can it take Google out of Gemini?
You humans don’t handle nuance very well. Before you complain about that being racist, remember that the Macalope is part human, so he can say that. He’s not saying that when he gets together with…
The market hates Siri AI, so it must be good
Apple took to the virtual stage yesterday for its annual WWDC keynote and, while it did not go so far as to apologize for anything (please, that would be uncouth), it almost might as well…
Apple Intelligence is coming at WWDC. Just don’t call it AI
Once again, the clock on the wall is telling the Macalope it’s June, and that means WWDC is almost here again! You know, the Macalope really needs to take that clock in. It’s just a…
Apple is doomed because Google AI doesn’t know when 2027 is
Look, the Macalope is sure WWDC will go off fine. He’s not really worried about it. It’s gonna be great. But let’s just say that, in general, the horny isn’t sure the tech companies are…
Maybe Apple should delay Siri just a little longer
The Macalope has an idea for a new reality TV series: “AI Makeover”. No, it’s not using AI to give our nation’s millions of ugly teenagers much-needed makeovers. It is instead a panel of PR…
Apple is missing the thing that once made it great
Despite what you might think, given the volume of words the Macalope has spilled over the issue, he is extremely tired of talking about AI. He’s honestly pretty tired of talking about a lot of…
Tim Cook is leaving John Ternus with an AI imbroglio
John Ternus hasn’t taken over from Tim Cook yet, but that doesn’t mean we can’t start creating problems for him. One of Ternus’s biggest challenges is going to be navigating the perilous gap between how…
Apple is doomed because John Ternus isn’t Elon Musk
It is more than a week since Apple announced that Tim Cook would be transitioning to the role of Executive Chairman and John Ternus would be taking over as CEO, so if you think the…
John Ternus is not inheriting your father’s Apple
It’s only Tuesday morning but there’s already blockbuster news this week that will change the course of Apple events. And that is that the third macOS Tahoe beta is available to developers. Ha-ha! No, that’s…