I don’t know if you’re “in the know” like the Macalope but it seems to this antlered observer that Apple may have a bit of an AI problem on its hands. And it might be…
Ladies, gentlemen, and those who identify otherwise, start your outrage engines because we may be on the cusp of a new Apple-gate! This is very exciting. We haven’t had one of these in quite some…
At Monday’s WWDC keynote, Apple pretended 2025 was just another year. There was a lot of speculation about how Apple would frame this event (some of it from this pointy pontificator). Turns out it framed…
Now is the WWDC of our discontent. As the Macalope detailed last week, Apple’s been having a bit of a year of it. It’s been a bad enough year for the company that it seemingly…
Has anyone done a check-in with Tim Cook lately? You know, just drive by the Apple campus and see how things are going? Maybe bring him an edible basket of some kind? He’s been having…
According to the latest Apple tea, Siri is a four-letter word that shan’t pass Apple’s lips. Bloomberg’s Mark Gurman reports that Siri will not be discussed much at next month’s WWDC. That makes sense. The…
It’s time for Schrödinger’s Apple doom, where the company is not “doomed” but ehhhhh sorta a little doomed? Writing for The Houston Chronicle, Dwight Silverman wants to have his anti-Apple doom headline and eat his…
It is time once again for a little segment the Macalope likes to call “Let’s Give Apple Advice We Know It’s Not Going To Listen To”! OK, the Macalope has never named any segment that…
Every day, the Macalope is more and more convinced that we need less artificial intelligence and more human intelligence. (Zing! Walk that one off, human race.) Fresh off credulously telling us how close we are…
The Macalope doesn’t like to complain (LOL). Really, when it comes down to it, being an Apple pundit isn’t a bad gig. Well, the hours are pretty good, anyway. Lately, however, it seems there are…