Maybe Apple was right about Siri all along
According to the latest Apple tea, Siri is a four-letter word that shan’t pass Apple’s lips. Bloomberg’s Mark Gurman reports that Siri will not be discussed much at next month’s WWDC. That makes sense. The…
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Apple is doomed because Apple isn’t doomed
It’s time for Schrödinger’s Apple doom, where the company is not “doomed” but ehhhhh sorta a little doomed? Writing for The Houston Chronicle, Dwight Silverman wants to have his anti-Apple doom headline and eat his…
Give up the App Store purchase fight, Apple, it’s just not worth it
It is time once again for a little segment the Macalope likes to call “Let’s Give Apple Advice We Know It’s Not Going To Listen To”! OK, the Macalope has never named any segment that…
WTF! You people are taking this AI thing a little too far
Every day, the Macalope is more and more convinced that we need less artificial intelligence and more human intelligence. (Zing! Walk that one off, human race.) Fresh off credulously telling us how close we are…
Apple is doomed because it can’t have any fun anymore
The Macalope doesn’t like to complain (LOL). Really, when it comes down to it, being an Apple pundit isn’t a bad gig. Well, the hours are pretty good, anyway. Lately, however, it seems there are…
What exactly did Tim Cook spend a million bucks on?
It’s time to check in on the investments made by Apple CEO Tim Cook in a segment the Macalope likes to call… Tim’s Investments. (Yeah, he just made this up, but would it kill you…
The thought of Apple’s AI doctor makes me a little queasy
Is AI giving you an ulcer? Good news! Soon you’ll be able to turn to AI for help with that! Uhhhnnnn…Look out! Apple Intelligence reportedly wants to manage your health. People in the U.S.: “Our…
I’m mad about iPhone sizes all over again
Let’s talk about small phones. Yes, again. No, you’re obsessed with small phones. Oh, no, whoops, it is actually the Macalope. Sorry about that. The thing is, the Macalope is so old he remembers when…
Apple Intelligence isn’t just bad, it’s making Apple worse
Okay. Let’s talk about AI. Yes, again. The Macalope knows, believe him. Much like many things these days, there is a somewhat wide gulf of beliefs about the state of artificial intelligence. The Macalope would…
Which is the Siri delay gonna be: the C1 modem or AirPower?
Let’s talk about Severance. Perseverance. See what the Macalope did there? It’s a little play on words. Wordplay is a delightful way to draw a reader in. By tricking them. Anyway, the horny one doesn’t…