At the company’s Glowtime event on Monday, Apple announced new Watches, AirPods, and, yes, new iPhones. The iPhone 16 series is almost here and this year’s crop may leave some people in a quandary. Apple…
Hey, everyone. Huddle up. Come in close. Closer. Carl, put that pudding away. Okay, look, keep this between us, but the Macalope thinks if we pretend to be a startup making another AI pin no…
The Macalope was going to say he’s seen Apple armchair quarterbacks come and go, but in reality, they sadly never seem to go anywhere. They just keep spinning the same nonsense year after year. It…
It’s been about five minutes since we last checked so… how’s it going with AI? Well, funny the Macalope should ask. It seems that at least in some circles, we’re starting to see some pushback.…
In the interest of an abundance of safety, the Macalope believes it’s time to shut down the App Store until we can figure out what’s going on. It is the year 2024. The Bell Riots…
Weird thing happened last week (no, not that). Apparently, Apple woke up one day and realized it was spending a mess of money on TV shows. Time to kill off some characters! The company seemingly…
There’s no way around this, this column is definitely going to sound like an old mythical beast yelling at the terrible state of things these days. If you cover anything for long enough, though, you…
It’s been a long while since we last did this but it’s once again time to have a chat with the Winotaur, the Macalope’s Microsoft counterpart! THE MACALOPE: Hey, man! Long time no see! THE…
The time has come! Yes, this week the Macalope will answer all questions about AI! All of them! Prepare to be dazzled and informed! (Disclaimer: not a guarantee. Not all questions will be answered. Dazzling…
The Macalope regrets to inform you that we’re still talking about AI and probably are going to be for the rest of time if current trends continue. But at least it now stands for something…