Apple’s so behind on AI it needs an intervention
The Macalope asks, do you want AI fast, or do you want it right? The Washington Post, it seems, wants it fast. “Apple is behind in AI and killed its self-driving car project. What’s next?”…
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Wait, is Apple actually doomed for real this time?
You might want to sit down for this. … Apple saw its smartphone sales in China plummet by 19.1% year-over-year in [Q1 2024]. Counterpoint Technology Market Research (April 23, 2024) That’s a lot of percents,…
Apple can learn a valuable lesson from the Humane AI pin disaster
Son, your mother and I want to talk to you about AI. No, don’t get up. Look, we don’t want you to learn about it on the streets. Because it’s an ugly business. The Macalope…
Apple’s bold new Vision is very hard to see right now
The Vision Pro is an odd duck. (What else would you do with an odd duck than strap it to your face?) It’s a device that’s largely defined by its experiences, from spatial computing to…
Apple is doomed because the iPhone is too big to fail
Congratulations to all of the Macalope’s fellow Apple writers! The U.S. Department of Justice has given us all something to write about for the next umpteen years. Yes, you’ve probably heard by now that the…
Apple and AI: Imperfect together
Ads. They are the disgusting fuel that makes the world go ‘round. You thought it was angular momentum. Nope. Business Insider raises the prospect of more ads on Apple products. “Apple has begun testing an…
Apple’s Epic rollercoaster ride is trapped in a full-on freefall
These days it is a bit of a fool’s game to try to write anything about Apple and Epic because it’ll probably be out of date by the time writers hit “Publish.” But such are…
Crash of the Titan: The long and winding saga of the Apple Car
If you were waiting for the Apple Car to get released before you bought another automobile, you don’t have to wait anymore. Yes, as you’ve certainly already heard, Bloomberg reported last week that Apple has…
Apple Vision Pro is doomed–no really, it’s true
Once upon a time, it seemed like headlines were supposed to sum up a story. Before the Vision Pro was even released, we were treated to this headline in The Washington Post. “Apple’s new Vision…
If the Mac can handle the ‘risk’ of alternative app stores, why can’t the iPhone?
If you take Apple’s view of things, iPhone users in the EU are about to enter the wild, wild west of mobile security. Possibly the wild, wild east of mobile security for those in Eastern…