A day in the life of CEO Tim Cook: The hunt for Diet Mountain Dew
Yes, it is time once again to ask the question, what makes Tim tick? Is it a bomb? Did he swallow an alarm clock? Where is that sound coming from?! IT’S DRIVING US CRAZY! The…
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The iPhone is basic and cheugy, no cap, bruh!
We are a month past the introduction of the iPhone 16 and it’s time to review some surprising results for this year’s device. First, what if they threw an iPhone launch and it was not…
Is it really a wearable if you shouldn’t be wearing it?
It’s mea culpa time as the Macalope is here again to talk about Meta, AR glasses, and the icky mess that is humanity. First off, here’s to today’s college kids! When the Macalope was in…
Meta’s vision for AR isn’t based in reality
Everyone is talking about Meta’s Orion AR glasses so the horny one supposes we must discuss them. Yes, the Macalope, like many others, will now give you opinions about how Orion, a device you cannot…
It’s 2024 and Apple’s App Store review process is still broken
It is the year of our Lord 2024. Chappell Roan is taking the world by storm, everyone is trying to make that omelette from “The Bear,” and the App Store approval process is still a…
The iPhone 16 is doomed and it’s all Apple Intelligence’s fault
It is now about 15 minutes after iPhone preordering opened and, yes, the Macalope believes we can say categorically that the iPhone 16 line is an abject failure. Sad. Surely it will be pulled from…
Thinking about buying an iPhone 16 Pro? Maybe think again
At the company’s Glowtime event on Monday, Apple announced new Watches, AirPods, and, yes, new iPhones. The iPhone 16 series is almost here and this year’s crop may leave some people in a quandary. Apple…
When will tech companies start solving problems people actually have?
Hey, everyone. Huddle up. Come in close. Closer. Carl, put that pudding away. Okay, look, keep this between us, but the Macalope thinks if we pretend to be a startup making another AI pin no…
If it wasn’t for bad advice, Apple wouldn’t get any advice at all
The Macalope was going to say he’s seen Apple armchair quarterbacks come and go, but in reality, they sadly never seem to go anywhere. They just keep spinning the same nonsense year after year. It…
The AI bubble is real and it’s ready to burst
It’s been about five minutes since we last checked so… how’s it going with AI? Well, funny the Macalope should ask. It seems that at least in some circles, we’re starting to see some pushback.…