Apple is doomed because it can’t have any fun anymore
The Macalope doesn’t like to complain (LOL). Really, when it comes down to it, being an Apple pundit isn’t a bad gig. Well, the hours are pretty good, anyway. Lately, however, it seems there are…
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Apple is doomed because it can’t see the future
More bad news for people who get attached to rumored Apple products as Bloomberg’s Mark Gurman reports that the company has canceled one of its headset projects: Apple Scraps Work on Mac-Connected Augmented Reality Glasses.…
The iPhone is doomed because Apple Intelligence isn’t smart enough
The year is quickly running out but there is time enough for the Macalope to look at another survey from online used smartphone outlet SellCell. What should we expect from this survey? Well, in 2022…
Apple is doomed because no one wants to wait for anything
Slow and steady wins the race. At least that’s what the Vision Pro team seems to be banking on. And, hey, it’s worked out for Apple on any number of occasions. It’s hard to think…
The iPhone 16 is doomed and it’s all Apple Intelligence’s fault
It is now about 15 minutes after iPhone preordering opened and, yes, the Macalope believes we can say categorically that the iPhone 16 line is an abject failure. Sad. Surely it will be pulled from…
Wait, is Apple actually doomed for real this time?
You might want to sit down for this. … Apple saw its smartphone sales in China plummet by 19.1% year-over-year in [Q1 2024]. Counterpoint Technology Market Research (April 23, 2024) That’s a lot of percents,…
Apple is doomed because the iPhone is too big to fail
Congratulations to all of the Macalope’s fellow Apple writers! The U.S. Department of Justice has given us all something to write about for the next umpteen years. Yes, you’ve probably heard by now that the…
Apple Vision Pro is doomed because everyone is using it wrong
The Vision Pro has only been out a few days now and already the Macalope is afraid he has to put his hoof down. Please, no more wearing the Vision Pro in public, at least…
Apple Vision Pro is doomed until it gets the HomePod mini treatment
The Vision Pro is now available for sale! Apple has released videos and press releases detailing the experiences that will be available on day one and people are already complaining about which services won’t be…