It’s Tim Cook’s last week on the job. Let’s review his career
Macworld Congrats to Tim Cook on his 15-year anniversary as CEO of Apple! Here are some balloons and a gift card to the Olive Garden. There will be cake in the break room. It occurs…
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Tim Cook’s reward for exemplary service? The worst job in the world
Summary created by Smart Answers AI In summary: Macworld reports that Tim Cook steps down as Apple CEO after 15 years to become executive chairman and presidential liaison. Cook’s strong working relationship with Trump previously…
Read Tim Cook’s memo to employees on Apple’s 50th anniversary
Summary created by Smart Answers AI In summary: Macworld reports on Tim Cook’s memo to Apple employees celebrating the company’s 50th anniversary milestone. Cook reflects on Apple’s remarkable journey from garage startup to reaching 2.5…
Reports of Tim Cook’s demise are greatly exaggerated
Macworld The Macalope knows his charming and erudite readers are well-versed in all the theories of quantum superposition, particularly the famous Schrödinger’s cat theory. Or, well, you’ve at least read the Wikipedia entry about it.…
Tim Cook’s year is doomed, and it’s not even June yet
Has anyone done a check-in with Tim Cook lately? You know, just drive by the Apple campus and see how things are going? Maybe bring him an edible basket of some kind? He’s been having…